This sure makes Jabba the Hutt look like a nickel bagging punk on the corner with that cheap getup he got for Princess Leia to wear.

I like to make myself themed pasties, since I don't have enough tit to warrant an underwire bra. I think a line of novelty tit-wear is needed in the world, though. We may be onto something.

Yeah VS bras aren't meant to fit.

Indeed, she's looks very chic. Her posture reminds me of when you shove your hands in your pockets and lift them to wrap yourself in your coat. I got this Comptoirs des Cotonniers coat in NY a few seasons ago for a steal. It's a beautiful emerald and it reminds me of what she's wearing.

I mean, I know the focus is supposed to be on the bra, but if this was so important you'd think they could style her hair some way other than in an awkward combover up-do

My boyfriend told me on our first date that he preferred a no-makeup look. (Turns out, this is true. I've tried to trick his ass with very subtle "natural" makeup, and he ALWAYS knows I have it on.) Anyway, I may have been fairly drunk at this point, but to prove that I was comfortable in my face with or without…

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I frequently tell my pooch, "You the goodest one!" because she's better behaved than the cats.

My mom used to tell me to act like a lady and she used to tell my brothers (both older) to treat me like a lady (as in, "Don't push your sister, she's a lady).

My Grandmother tried that very briefly, as did my Mother. I think they realized I was a lost cause when I took kitchen shears to my head as a 9 year old when they wouldn't let me cut my butt-length hair off. After that, they just let me do me.

My puppy and I have long, intellectual conversations about who is a good boy and who is my very best Buster at least 10 times a day.

I'm

I want a garrulous, gin-guzzling, opinionated, confident, woman in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

That looks awesome! My problem with lentils is that they often seem to become stodgy, the acidity here ought to be a big help.

Lies. All lies. I am the good girl. Okay? I'm the poster child for all things good and girly. I'm so good Beyonce couldn't have me. None of you could. I'm too good for this post.

my grandma always gives the same advice when she finds out I'm dating someone new... "If you can't be good, be good at it" or "Be good, and be careful" I'm pretty sure she's telling me to use birth control in both instances... she's a dirty bird and I love her for it.

Nice post, but this supposes that everyone has the time and energy to get to know women - er, girls - as individuals as if they were complete and unique human beings. An either/or choice is so much more efficient. You'll save yourself a lot of agony if you just get with the program.

I like to do Mark Bittman's Lemony Lentil Salad: puy lentil salad with chunks of lemon, capers, diced red onion, salt and pepper, in a lemony dressing. Yum.

Chicago pizza is obviously better than NY style pizza; you can find Chicago-style pizza all over the US—America just can't get enough. *wanking motion*

Sometimes I let them get mushy so I can mix them with mashed potatoes and make a dumpling filling out of them. :)