Chemical castration might have saved his life.

Or permanent gloves made of poison ivy.

He died doing what he loved.

I have five dogs and sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night covered in dogs! Its hot, but its snuggly, awesome and hard not to be sleepy around a sleepy beagle.

That quote also just sounds suuuuper rapey, especially if a dudebro is wearing it...

this shirt would let me know whom to avoid at all costs. I support it.

Solid 11-12", probably a good 4" diameter. We were at my apartment and when I pulled it out my first reaction was HOLY HELL, but I (thankfully) only said it in my head and I didn't want to stare or anything because Ladylike. We kept fooling around and when the time came for his P! to go in my V, I retrieved a condom…

OR! I'm just putting this out there; we catch a glimpse of him sans trou and he has a lizard's tail b/c OMG Munch is one the Lizard People, but a *good* lizard b/c he's been trying to warn everyone all along. Then the bad Lizard People (say, QE2 and uh, Warren Buffett) come up on Munch, snuff and then eat him.

I'm not a feminist, but I'd like to encourage everyone to treat women as equal members of society and provide them with exactly the same opportunities and rights that are available to men; all while fostering a society of mutual respect and freedom to exercise opinions and options.

I want so badly to listen to a band called Rock Hard Vagina.

Rock-hard vaginas? They're more common than you'd expect...

"I'm not a pirate, but [talks about timber shivering and booty plundering]."

Ugh yes. In book 7 when she's just like "ok everyone step the fuck up we gotta defeat Voldemort now."

Not to pick nits, but it should be "You're the fucking worst."

...Which would be a perfect excuse to have Mulder and Scully in the mix. That IS their forte, after all.

I think taken away by shadowy government agents would be appropriate to his conspiracy theories. Or swallowed by a subterranean reptile.

or he finally falls victim to a sinister plot masterminded by one of his ex-wives

I wish I would have done this! I did have cat things at my wedding. Our cats accompanied my husband and I on our cake as part of our toppers and we used their faces on stickers that sealed our cookie favors! I love our gatos!!

OH THE HUMANITY!

She's all like

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