Exactly. Can you just imagine how hilarious it would be to run around saying, "Guys, I'm on a power panel!" Hilarious.

I like "partner", but I grew up in Calgary and have trouble saying it without spontaneously adopting a terrible western accent and breaking into line dance.

Why not just say partner? Common-law is so easy and quite advantageous in Canada, so I just called my (I guess ex common-law husband...bad decision) my partner. Is that weird?

I would just like to take this moment to brag about the fact that our Google Fiber box was recently installed on the side of our house and I CANNOT WAIT to tell Time Warner to SUCK IT.

It's actually much more interesting than people just not liking change - it's because while Congress may have a very low approval rating, if you ask the same people what they think of their specific congressperson, they usually have a pretty high approval rating. People have an uncanny way of disconnecting "their"…

Portman toe ing?

I don't mean diamonds are boring, I mean everyone feeling they have to wear diamonds is boring. Anything I see everywhere becomes meh.

Yeah. I always use lipstick as an example—there's no question that it's part of a sexist beauty standard that is part of women's oppression. But it would be ridiculous to think that when feminists call lipstick "sexist" they're automatically criticizing the women who wear lipstick, since most women have worn lipstick…

More like it was the last book whose length remotely resembled something that could be more or less faithfully told in a single movie.

Yes.

It is? I still think Prisoner of Azkaban was the best of the series in terms of artistry.

Screw the haters, third movie is the best.

Uhg, I hate it when child actors grow up to be charming and lovely and talented and well behaved. Total Hollywood cliche.

He gives my brain a lady boner.

Niiiiiice pull of Horton. Let's go watch some TCM. :)

DERELICTE!

Some of the prissy, peevish camp of Edward Everett Horton would have been appreciated, to be honest. Most of the Yanks who plagued Bertie were just foghorns in coats.

I feel like sluts is becoming an overused word. We need a sexy, new one, such as "promiscubots".

To put this in a slutty perspective: this whole farce was masturbatory, and all the American people got was jizz in the eye.