Just once...JUST ONCE...I'd love to hear a reporter ask a male politician/musician/actor/director/doctor/judge/whatever ask the following questions:

There are many things I don't enjoy that I hear people talk about incessantly, and I love every pumpkin spice! If it's something (genuinely) important to me (that sounds stupid, but the season, colours, and flavours really do hold an important place in my heart and life), then I like to share it with those around me…

Or because Starbucks started advertising their pumpkin spice latte as early late August (that's still iced latte season, son!)

What makes me nuts about it is that nothing about ANY of these foods (ok, except muffins maybe) actually contain one iota of pumpkin. Pumpkin does not taste like spices. Pumpkin tastes like squash. You only think it tastes like cinnamon and nutmeg because you never ate it in anything but a pie. You could call any or…

This hits incredibly close to home. I had no idea I was in a domestically violent relationship until two separate people pointed it out. My sister and therapist. When I finally decided to leave the asshole, he said that I could leave but wasn't taking the kids with me. That's when I decided to seek counsel from a…

Of course fuller, rounder cheeks gives one a younger appearance. That's why I look like a teenager again when I have penises in my mouth.

These two enrage me b/c I love D/s play, especially Daddy/little girl (because it's the most affectionate version of D/s & I'm allowed to be a brat sometimes as opposed to, say, Master/slave, not b/c my partner or I actually think of him as my dad), but I cannot imagine any of my partners *acually forcing me to have…

Oh god. That's almost worse.

Yay for crochet! I'll buy a crochet mag if the pictures are pretty, and I'm going to be on a plane. I don't buy them for the patterns because it's not relaxing for me to try to be perfect and do every stitch properly, in order, with lots of counting. It's more fun to play with yarn, and make whatever the yarn wants to…

A blunt instrument to the side of the cranium should be just as effective, if also requiring less work. Just some food thought?

So many things are wrong about that. *shudder

Daddy needs his sleeping pill?????????? EWWWWW.

I have a secret and abiding love for English magazines that have enormous glossy pictures of "Lady PlushBottom at her home in Turtle-on-Heath, with her purebred dormice and husband Viscount Chaddesley-Corbett-McFussy. I have no idea why, but I lurve them. (And really expensive home decor magazines that cost 30 bucks…

You go, Nicki. Am I the only one who never wears a bra? Like, ever? I hate them, I hate them with a passion.

Not to worry; I don't think anyone would get one.

Everytime I read something about Michael J Fox, I think of this:

Also, here is a portrait of my ex of 11 years that I totally never, ever think of anymore because when a relationship is over, it's OVERRRRR:

Whoa.... those are some pretty serious veneers. Also, I my mom owns that blouse.

I would like to implore all the black women in the world to stop bothering this man. He doesn't want you. I know its difficult to let such a prize catch get away. We have to learn to lick our wounds and move on. Please stop embarrassing yourselves. We have to let the white women have this one. I personally will be…

I would not date him in a box, I would not date him as a fox.