I know it’s because of your depression that you can’t see beyond a small bubble of possibility. When you’re depressed, you simply cannot see anything positive. Yes, the woman may have had endless resources at her disposal and she succumbed to her depression. But there are countless others who did not and they are…

Here’s a hot take. Hardcore Star Wars fans are the worst.

Everything about this is awful. Young people do dumb-ass shit. You did dumb shit when you were young. I did dumb shit when I was young. Everybody did. OF course, not everyone does something so dumb as to cause the death of a young mother and her small child. The kids involved should be punished and punished severely.…

Followed by its response: “Don’t hit it, Doug!”

Fuck this asshole. But also fuck that other asshole. America doesn’t need prayers, dickface. You how much prayers do? Jack and fucking shit. Try this little experiment: Go jump off a building and have the entire town pray that you will be able to pull a miracle out of your ass and fly away from the laws of physics.…

Thank you for pointing out that 50 Shades is Twilight fanfic. This isn’t talked about enough. Most people are so surprised to learn this. And then they see all the parallels in the characters with such sexy sexy shock in their faces.

Keep on keepin’ on, President Pedant.

If you had said “ONE of the reasons poor people stay poor” it would be one thing. But if you think the decisions of a sole individual comprise the entirety of the machinations of keeping a person poor then you are either willfully ignorant, not paying attention, or a far-right Republican.

Wait, people actually forget to turn their cars off?

Hahaha! It’s so funny to squander tax-payer money like that! Hoohooohoooo what a hoot!

Also, no one was in the room as he uttered “Rosebud” with his last breath. How the hell did that get into all the papers?

I love these pointless exercises in science fiction writing. Able to deform back to its original shape, eh? Ok.

Oi, stings, that truth does.

I would be shocked, SHOCKED, I say, if this wasn’t an idiot driver with more money than brains mistaking the accelerator for the brake.

But that is still addressing the symptom, not the root cause. Which is humans. Kill all humans.

Sadly, you know the answer to this already.

This is the proper response to V6 haters. Even better answer would be the Evora 400's V6. Oh my...

Isn’t it obvious? It means sweet unadulterated schadenfreude.

But this man isn’t upset. And he’s not trying to deal with anything.

Again, not all masculinity is toxic. Certain types of masculinity certainly ARE toxic. I hope this fact exists in your worldview.