Excellent. My family used to raise Border Collies. Wonderful animals, even if they do try to herd your friends back into their cars when you have a cookout.

That just means that they're available to be attached to something else of our liking. The possibilities...

No fence? How do you keep your cows from just wandering off?!

We're trying to preserver it... not turn it into a flambe.

The shuttles are gliders, hence that isn't possible.

When traveling to Europe from the US, I generally arrive mid-morning (in France or Germany). The key is to stay up until it's appropriate to go to sleep in that time zone. If you're really tired, take a quick nap, a shower, then go out and get some sun. This is very important, even if you skip the nap (which can…

RTFA... the whole point of this article is that this was not a hologram, but some mirror trickery.

If it would help the situation, I would be willing to trade him a 1987 Chevy Custom Deluxe even for that green atrocity to his people.

Wow! I thought the one I found had turned the dial to 11. Yours went plaid.

The line has been busy since this posting went live. At this point, it's probably more of a race to see who can hand the guy cash first.

Possibilities, you say?!

Ha! I did the same thing. A decent looking FC for a grand? Sign me the f up!

NFP! FC FTMFW!

Yea, it looks like he can barely live with himself... tooling around in his Veyron with that false smile on his face. It must be hard to keep up such a facade.

I guess you missed part of my point or I didn't spell it out clearly. I don't think racing and hooning are quite the same. If we're going purely by racing history (as you're indicating), then neither Newman nor McQueen would even be close to the top of the leaderboard.

I can't believe that I'm about to say this, but I think that Pastrana's hoonage is on a different level than that of McQueen (mostly because McQueen was racing and not doing crazy stunts on the side). Besides, Newman trumps McQueen handily in racing if we're going to go down that road.

They leak too much oil...

I couldn't have said it better myself. Plus, he seems like a very nice guy.

I think of him more along the lines of "Patron Saint of Hoonage"

I think you missed "blaming it on Obama", but overall your list is pretty much on point.