well played, sir.

Exactly. I've asked those that voted NP to step forward (below). So far nobody is owning up to it. I assume it's just kids or internet trolls voting NP.

So you came here to rant about a rant that you didn't really read about a movie that you didn't watch?

Consider my mind blown.

Who voted NP for this poser-mobile?!

What the fail?!

Ahh, I see what you mean now. I also have to agree with you regarding the premium they are placing on this Euro 5-speed model (with unknown high mileage).

The Merc in question is rocking a 5 speed from Getrag (from the factory).

I'm somewhat shocked that he has managed to keep up this complex inhale/exhale thing we all do to live, given how obviously stupid he must be.

Buying his own bus is starting to look like a reasonable alternative.

I spun my truck around this morning as I parked, setting off a car alarm in the process. It definitely made me grin, but seeing a finance analyst cowering behind her minivan after watching my truck spin around made gave me a nice, big smile.

Straight Everclear is NOT lethal. I've seen people drink it straight before.

Matt - In a former life, did you happen to do IP work for a certain Mr. Shelby?

... but have you seen it... on fire?

I thought to myself, "$1,400 isn't too bad for a project." Then I realized that I had transposed the numbers in my pre-caffiene haze. Crack pipe... but I badly want to shoehorn a Subaru boxer engine in that little van.

:: slow clap ::

I hope he does well in his new seat. I'd really like to see him kick some ass this year.

Well, honey, I'm off to vertigo... I mean... off to work.

I saw that on the msnbc coverage yesterday. I can't believe that it's just fine to push a motorcycle racer over with your car on purpose without getting a penalty.

Can we get out the Napalm for this trip? Please!