Air Boss Johnson: Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

Under what law would they be prosecuted?

This artist has done this all over the world. He just did some huge installation in China. I'm pretty sure he isn't pro- or anti-gay... he just has a knack for making fairly lifelike pictures on the ground.

Ahhh... it seriously looks like roll cage tubing on an iPhone.

Did these have roll cages from the factory? This one sure looks like it has a cage in the shot of the open front door.

I think comedians around the world are salivating just thinking of another election campaign with her involvement. In fairness, they miss the low hanging fruit that was W.

I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.

Go read Kitchen Confidential. It's a fun read, plus there are a lot of "tricks of the trade" outlined - many of which are just common sense, and aren't designed to fleece the public.

Now that's some forced induction!

Darwin Award incoming in 3, 2, 1...

Very tastefully executed, Mr. Watson.

That should be the headline! His voice at the end was hilarious. I hope that was a prayer that he was saying.

I have to admit that I used to love scaring posers when I was growing up.

The Batshit Double-Baggers of Jalopnik Calendar?

That's a keeper!

That's reckless driving in most states. Also, not a felony.

From the article...

I bought a '96 Talon ESI years ago (for my now ex-wife). Even with a 5-speed and no power options, it could barely pull itself around town.

Reading comprehension fail.

This needs an "After" picture to be worthwhile.