@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Yea... I took that picture after throwing a stick for her to fetch, so it was very rushed. I kind of like the way it came out though. Here's one of her stationary.

@geistkoenig: That makes sense. I couldn't remember which Porsche had that feature.

I think all dogs are all-paw drive... so to speak. My weim lowers herself at high speed.

We're going to need the industrial-sized can of Bondo for this project.

@Hart88:

@invincible-delta-88: An LSx powering four rear wheels.

@CJinSD: That's kind of my point.

@Rä¢inG73 - ain't nuthin' but a G73 thang: I'm not worried, nor do I really have a stake in the matter. I was just trying to say that if you say this is all well and good, then what's next and where do you draw the next line...

@Slave2anMG: If I knew that it could move under its own power, I would be scared. A demented part of me can't wait to see this thing try to take a corner in heavy racing traffic though.

@Eggwich McSpencer: Yep... the seller was obviously at the end of his rope with this project. The combination of meth and obsession with this car had to drive off any female that may have been acquainted with him. It's possible that even his dog left after seeing him wrenching on this thing.

@Rä¢inG73 - ain't nuthin' but a G73 thang: From Murilee's site:

@CJinSD: I'm a bit torn now. At first, I was all in favor of LeMons, to the point of trying to get a team formed from people at work (I work for an OEM supplier). It seems to be getting more hipster-ish as of late though. Sad.

So they're giving him a "pass" on the inspection and the claimer status... seems like this could be a slippery slope to me. Of course, I heartily approve of this abomination running in LeMons... mostly just in the hope that something catastrophic befalls this creation. It's just too many bad ideas (and meth) rolled…

@Awesome X: Yes, that was the problem I faced as well. It took me a minute to realize the misunderstanding, but I still laugh about it to this day.

That reminds me of the time I tried to half-drunkenly explain to my ex that I went to an awesome tapas joint for dinner in Chicago. I couldn't figure out why she was so upset at first...

@Neener: I couldn't resist. At least I didn't say "That'll buff out".

@TheUbermensch: I can easily fit an ounce of good/not brick herb in the front pocket of my jeans. I mean... I bet I could if I tried. An ounce isn't really that large of a bag. A QP would definitely be a challenge though...

@dealchicago: Precisely. It's easy to eat a joint or two if the cops show up, but paraphenalia and an ounce are both kind of hard to hide. Hypothetically of course...

@slater: I think that part of the story pretty much confirms that he was baked when the incident occurred. If I had an oz in my pocket and people were calling the cops, I know I would find a better place to stash it before they showed up.

I work with that guy - he parks like that all the time.