The worst I’ve seen sounded the same, but was a scam. It’s done at a chain of St Louis Dealerships. They have a lifetime powertrain warranty on used cars they sell.

I love cars. I love all cars. I love my gas cars. I’m all for this ban and look forward to other states following this pattern because I love my kids more than I love my cars. Seeing the affects of climate change over nearly 50 years of life makes we worry about the world that my kids will live in when they have been…

There it is ladies and germs - you’re daily reminder: Don’t volunteer information to the police!

VW California. Interesting because the name comes from America. Also interesting because it would sell like hot cakes here. Also interesting because of all the cool features. Also interesting because Torch and Tracy made it interesting (mainly because they used it as a dance club).

Do you like small, light, 2 door hatchbacks with proper full time awd, limited slip diffs, turbo power, and good looks?

Too bad, north america, you don’t get them.

Mazda 5

With apologies to Bradley Brownell and the approximately 17 other people who actually put their money where their mouths are... the Regal TourX.

The Ford “Police Interceptor” badge tells you all you need to know. Run, don’t walk, away from this. 

Wait, so for the main photo you show the perfect car, yet no one recommends it? 

Obviously the answer is a bowl of cereal

What is the lowest credit score and gross monthly income for which Mitsubishi will guarantee financing? How much negative equity can I roll into the loan?  What is the resulting monthly payment when financed for 84 months?

Speaking of vans from the futuristic past... Bring back the dust buster vans! I think Toyota will be proven genius for making the new Sienna hybrid only. GM should get in on that action.

BRING BACK THE ELEMENT, HONDA! You’ll sell dozens of them and I will gladly buy 1. Maybe 2 if my significant other can be convinced. Hell make it electric while you’re at it. It already had a flat floor so running it on a skateboard chassis makes all the sense.

Very familiar with this drive, but I’d say going the other way from KC to St. Louis is worse. Not very scenic, and nothing but billboards for Jesus, Fireworks, and Porn. I keep looking for the Missouri billboard trifecta of all three on one sign.

Albuquerque to Glacier National Park via:  Durango, Silverton (Million Dollar Highway), Grand Junction, Dinosaur National Monument, Flaming Gorge, Jackson Hole, Yellowstone National Park, Helena, Choteau, and Browing. Avoided interstates as much as possible.

Ford EcoSport - yecch.

There is a 2022 Chevrolet Trax! Why anyone would buy one when the Trailblazer is on the same lot, at the same price point, in the same market category, and is significantly newer I have no idea. I realize GM looooves to keep models going forever after they should be cancelled to sell to the rental market, but when you…

Does all of Mitsubishi count?

I remember when I was a lad, my uncle got a car with a 6-disc changer in the trunk. We were all very impressed.
He filled every slot with a Gordon Lightfoot album. According to him, it was “even better than listening to Gord’s Gold for 14 straight hours” as was his usual routine.

The best part is when the CD changer is awkwardly mounted so when you buy a new TV it would have fit in the trunk but is ramming into the CD changer so you have to figure out how to fit it in so you can take it home, eventually fitting it in the back seat of a two door car with really awkward back seat entry.