My cat would be a Jay Cutler fan if she actually cared about football.

Little known fact: automotive air conditioning was invented by three brothers from Long Island. In the 1930s they convinced Ford to offer it in their luxury cars but wanted one condition. In each car they wanted a small plaque on the dashboard that read “This car air conditioned courtesy of the Weinstein Brothers”

“No one can stop you now..tonight you’re ON THE LOOSE!”

If you’re referring to the Red Sox bullpen coach his immediate reaction wasn’t “to see if he’s all right”; he was checking to see if he still had the ball in his glove.

Salesman, noticing a stench: “Did you just shit your pants?”

That’s one of the best examples of corporate-speak bullshit that I’ve ever read. I don’t know whether to applaud the author for his impressive use of high level jargon or be nauseated by the complete obfuscation of what is a simple truth.

I wouldn’t call that swallowing. In fact I’d say it’s barely in.

I don’t need to go to London to realize that. I can do it just fine from my office window.

None of this will really matter soon because within the next 20 years strike missions will be exclusively made up of pilotless attack aircraft. They’ll be smaller, cheaper, and with far greater range/loitering time than anything we have now plus having the added benefit of being almost disposable: one-way missions…

49 hear (...ok bad joke..) and I’ve been to hundreds of shows, mostly metal. Metallica on the ‘Justice’ tour was by far the loudest one I’ve seen, to the point where I was glad it ended. I still go to concerts and will never wear earplugs because wtf is the point..but I’m very careful with my hearing. I do wear…

I think The Rock is being way too critical of himself. Yes, he’s huge...maybe even freakishly so....but calling himself a “gigantic genetically modified monster” is going too far. It’s ok Duane; people love you for who you are.

It was fine when I left; what did you kids do!?

2-door Impreze rocks

I stay behind the line. Now before anyone says “I hate people like you!” consider my reasoning:

Where you at Marshawn?

I wouldn’t be pining for another one of those. It’s the least poplar generation anyway.

I have a knee jerk reaction when people credit an imaginary friend for anything. Why did this “God” person drop the tree on him in the first place?

Honda’s GoldWing and ST1300 would prove otherwise.