I think The Rock is being way too critical of himself. Yes, he’s huge...maybe even freakishly so....but calling himself a “gigantic genetically modified monster” is going too far. It’s ok Duane; people love you for who you are.

It was fine when I left; what did you kids do!?

2-door Impreze rocks

I stay behind the line. Now before anyone says “I hate people like you!” consider my reasoning:

Where you at Marshawn?

I wouldn’t be pining for another one of those. It’s the least poplar generation anyway.

I have a knee jerk reaction when people credit an imaginary friend for anything. Why did this “God” person drop the tree on him in the first place?

Honda’s GoldWing and ST1300 would prove otherwise.

A stupid asshole d-bag punk just like this m-f’er got himself and three members of a family killed a couple of months ago near Chicago. Kid was driving an AMG at over 100mph on a two-lane public road. These kids enrage me beyond reason; I know I’d react with extreme violence if I was involved in an incident with one…

If I had a chance to hook up with Kate Beckinsale and didn’t because I’m married my own wife would seriously question my manhood and therefore our very marriage.

Absolutely, but at less than 1/2 the price, the same functionality, and far more ‘cool’ this is much better.

Would rather have this than a Prowler.

“You just shot an unarmed man!”

This is one of those cars that as an enthusiast I feel that I’m supposed to love, but I just can’t. I’ve never driven one but I remember seeing several of these in the 80s and I still think they’re ugly. I can easily accept the mechanical and performance limitations of any car relative to it’s era but ugly is forever.

Did you call...?

I’d love this, despite my go-to independent mechanic who absolutely hates anything Saab. (They specialize in Volvo)

Why travel with two kids under 3 anyway? It’s annoying to everyone else,the kids themselves will have no memory of the experience (and would certainly be happier at home without the stress involved for them), and illustrates the entitled attitude that too many people have about the rest of the world needing to…