Pro-forced birth, one commenter suggested. And that seems pretty apt to me.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

I agree with you, also, I do not understand why, when Broadway exists, do they need to put in a musical movie an actress who does not sing

I love Emma Watson generally, but I’m underwhelmed by her voice. Thoughts (other than I’m a bitch for saying it, which I know already)?

I feel this way when anyone I like and respect gets pregnant. Just a little part of me dies inside.

Not just you, but then I’m the Grinch of Major Life Events and am easily annoyed by how extra people can be with these things in the age of social media.

Am I the only one who really dislikes pregnancy announcement photo shoots? I have yet to see one that doesn’t come off as hella tacky.

Sadly, the rhetoric is escalating to violence alot faster than most of us feared.

I’m glad you said this before me. I assumed it’s because I’m a Yankee, but listening to that drawly Alabama accent of his makes me stabby.

i am sure that you didn’t say this, but just in case, atheists do have morals. we just don’t need a punishment/reward system to live by them. :)

As someone who studies the Hapsburg dynasty for fun, you, Darling Internet Person, may have my star AND my inappropriate work giggles.

Man, I ate this entire article up like Freelee would a baby-sized pile of bananas. VEGAN YOUTUBE DRAMA FOREVER!

I don’t know if you noticed, but 2016 can be summed up as “a race to the bottom”. So this falls right in line with that.

Sonogram/ultrasound pics, especially if it’s one of those ultra-creepy 3D ultrasounds

As soon as I find out people are pregnant I hide them from my newsfeed. I cannot tell you how much time I would be spending so much time with a wtf look on my face seeing all this crap on the regular.

While we’re at it, we should also ban the following:

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

That’s interesting. I wish I could parlay PCOS into elite athleticism instead of unwanted hair and an impossible time losing weight. (Oh, and the anxiety! It’s fun too.)

Yeah, I remember reading something like that, too. I’m not sure which GF it was, but it’s also insane that he has had MULTIPLE GFS since murdering Trayvon.

“Are we going to ban knives now!!!!!” I can hear the gun nuts screaming already.