“But the difference for me is that mentally he’s been exposed to things that I hadn’t been exposed to yet at that age and it has clearly helped him.”

Korea got M*A*S*H

Nothing has ever hurt Maradona’s feelings more than seeing this.

You’ve convinced me. Bread knives are the greatest thing since sliced bread.

What about a Ginsu? It can cut bread, and meat, and a tin can and still slice a tomato in half fruit ninja style.

Yes, it is starting to look like that.

1.) Defensive much? If you voted for Clinton, guess what, we’re not talking about you. So take a seat.

Also “Person who talks shit about the left for talking shit about the right for being intolerant learns why people on the left talks shit about the right being intolerant.”

Libertarianism is just astrology for men.

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it on perpetuity to people like Tomi: You are not special.

THERE’S A DRAYMOND GREEN JOKE HERE SOMEWHERE GOTTA KEEP DIGGING CHECK BACK SOON

Psh. I could’ve beat those dogs.

Scene opens: A man, blonde, not too closely removed from an athletic life sips a bourbon out of a highball glass.

On the other hand, crediting previously consumed articles to the wrong author like a lost doofus is terrific and canny theater if, just as a hypothetical example, you happen to be an extremely brand-conscious professional celebrity whose fame is rooted entirely in the pretense that faith and God’s grace alone will…

FS1 is so fucking clueless. People don’t want some slightly right leaning version of ESPN. They should look at Katie Nolan, who is one of their only success stories. Embrace the alternative sports commentary angle. Instead of filling your panels with shitty former players, fill it with Twitter personalities that have…

You are completely incorrect. This is the best SC ad ever, and I don’t care if it dates me

Shrink rays. Haven’t you seen Willy Wonka?

This guy knocked out a horse.