I learned I had it wrong all my life from Jeopardy.

Ouvre

Royals say Hello

I think you’re looking for Rule 34.

“At least he made it out of school without being taken down in a shooting”

I had always assumed that 10-15% of any population was moronic and useless. I was often called cynical for this. In actual cynical moments I’d go as high as 20%. To see that it’s closer to 40 was the most depressing thing I’ve ever learned.

Quick, give him an orange.

He is a comedian. 

You guessed it, Frank Stallone!!

Ok fine, but how’d that little guy get in the TV?

+1 Harry Mudd

Fair enough, they left out some horrific possibilities (glaring at you, candy corn,) but putting delicious wonderful M&Ms in the same sentence or proximity to “garbage” is, in most civilized nations, insane.

If you get punched in the sromach, does the fist explode?

The dark chocolate Milky Way is one of humankind’s greatest accomplishments

Halloween based “One has to Go,” and they left out candy corn? Calling Bullshit on this whole episode.

The Brand New Secretary of History, Corey Lewendowski.

+ 1814

Instead of deciding to Walk Down Any Street all willy-nilly, maybe you should’ve just stayed In Your Room.

Good God! Ignore me, that line sounds like a rest stop, with a really good Po’Boy at the end of it.

Damn, that is a long walk. I’m being a little dickish, just some friends and I will torture each other for choosing wrong. “Come on Man, whatchu standing in that line for?”