This week I’ve decided that if I ever go on a multi-state spree, I’m dragging you along to document it. The downside is I’m gonna get you good and drunk and pissed off first.

A guy in my fantasy league had that same take justifying his love for Wendell Smallwood.

Interesting.

GodDAMN! I’m calling that a catch.

Biggest surprise for me was Clijsters not on the list.

I . . . really really NEED to buy a car for some reason.

They should’ve gone with Colts anyway.

It’s nice to see G/O hasn’t yet killed off the Kinja.

God I hated Bodie for the longest time for . . .

Jabba could really crowd the plate in his day.

I had to explain to a few Swedes and Spaniards once why I’d just said “Colder than Hell.” I gave up halfway throgh.

He didn’t hear the instructions.

The answer was Yes.

No. 6, damn. There’s people in Gitmo for less.

+1 full cage facemask

But if he just says “Cause it’s fuckin ugly,” there’s no court case.

+3 teeth

I was expecting some pre-pubescent vocal fry. Now if Mom* walks in I won’t know how to react.

That . . . sound!

Vastly underrated.