Alameda County Police have issued a statement that Masai Ujiri is wanted for questioning.

You know how sometimes people on here will say they’re “going to steal that?” Well, I already did.

Like the Journey song.

Wait, I’m from a small town in a Midwestern state, and I live in Colorado now . . .

If you went from Denver to Boston through South Dakota, you did it right.

Worst song to die to: Wind Beneath My Wings

Vastly underrrated.

Co-signed all of this. And adding, if you see me coming, pedestrians, KEEP WALKING!!! I’m aiming for right behind you, so DON’T STOP IN FRONT OF ME!

Wow.

1. Reese’s Dark

For those of you, and there probably will be one of you here, that will be sentenced to death eventually

+ 1 pair of Red Shoes

Goddammit!1!

Planning ahead on the choke strategy? So, what first drew you to Arsenal?

Well, other than all the dictators we propped up then overthrew, it’s more like FOR. See “United Fruit Company.”

I’m just gonna apologize in advance . . .

I’ll star this, and I’m including the +1 for “Harden-esque” anyway, but I think the word you were looking for was “John Starks.”

This was all really good Kinja.

+1 magnificent flailing beard

You Bastard.