+1 That was too easy.

Sorry I sent you to 70, but dammit, you were getting that Star!

100 bowling balls would land in a pretty tight cluster.

Thanks. And peaches do rule.

Sure. That was a quality effort.

+1 Fire and Fury FROM THE TEE BOX!!1!

+ Top Men

I starred this ten minutes ago, and just started laughing again.

I don’t iron anything anymore.

That’s why when it comes to whites, especially Chardonnay, I prefer France, Oregon or literally anywhere on earth outside of Napa.

Jesus, was that gymnast born like that?

Jeff Bagwell

I once worked in a restaurant that required I learn a bit about wine. I didn’t care, only sort of care now, but being forced to learn something is overall a good thing. What I mostly learned was just how fucking much I hate the kind of asshole who would buy something juuust mid-price enough to feel entitled to make me…

Adding the +1 just for Glenarsehole.

The opposite is true of pears - horrible fruit, but pear sorbet or pear confiture is delish.

Making a heroin friend for life doesn’t sound like a long commitment.

Completely agree with this. Sometimes I want a Guiness or an Oatmeal Coffee Stout. I never want >3 Guinnesses, Stouts, Flavors, or anything that gets in the way of smooth beer-gulping festivities.

Heavy IPAs always taste like boiled cabbage to me, and I hate boiled cabbage. 

You’re right. Pineapple on pizza is a crime against pizza, and a whole other crime against pineapple.

I, I just came out of the shower, sat down, and . . . .