Always Eagle Truthers.

Do you enjoy that sandwich with THIN MINTS!!!

Anyways . . .

“Oh no you Di-unt!”

Sorry, but you deserved to get to 70.

Half star for your answer, half for your handle. Alas, I cannot dispense two.

As a Husker fan, that one wins.

FFS

Yeah that was great.

We can’t have nice things.

Oh wow.

Five people preferred the second one.

Wow. Just . . .Wow.

Oh, it’s gotta be Seattle.

In the off-chance that you’re still confused, the correct answer was “lower.”

So glad I taught you that word.

It happens.

So did Aldo Nova

I wanted to like Vinyl but it annoyed the shit out of me that in their world the only way any good bands ever happened was whenever this one drunken coked out douchebag’s cab happened to fuck up and drop him across the “wrong side of the tracks.”

They count.