“Hurt at the Opera you say? Sorry, but your claim is denied as you only have Broadway Musical coverage on your policy.”

Along those lines, you’ll find this story pretty amazing:

The other industrialized nations of the world that were bombed into oblivion in WW2 rebuilt, recovered and caught up with us.

A variation.

Obligatory.

Home and car keys can be duplicated and either hidden or left with trusted friends. Everything in your wallet can be replaced and account information should be written down somewhere at home. I don’t know if your “company” refers to a small business or a large corporation, but data should be backed up and physically…

Ohh, Speed! Somebody better tell Pops there’s some new competition for the Mach 5!!

I think there’s a lot of variation depending on what part of the country you’re in. In Cabo you see only a handful of Sentras, but full sized vans are everywhere.

The Nulka looks interesting, but wouldn’t a combination of radar and a thermal imager be enough for the attacking missile to determine it’s a decoy? I mean you have the radar image of a ship with a giant thermal signature hovering above it...

It just noped right out of there, didn’t it. Should be cited for failure to render aid, assuming they ever find it.

Saw that as well. The lying truck driver got 6 years in prison, suspended. Yikes.

Weld some chandeliers to the front fenders and it would be a ride fit for the Duke of New York.

“Boeing was the contractor that built the Saturn V...”

That hood seam bothers me. Couldn’t they have made it a one piece?

Brockbuster.

You speak of shareholders as if they’re some separate class of human being. Look into the mirror - the shareholders are us. With most now lacking pensions, Americans have thrown their meager retirement savings into stocks and mutual funds. The means for choosing these instruments is the simplistic “whatever grows…

Perhaps these folks finally have some new material for another song.