It’s gross that we’re still talking about that guy at all. He should be shunned into bankruptcy.

I’ve long suspected that the episode of 30 Rock where Tina Fey goes to her class reunion thinking she was the quiet nerd and was actually the raging asshole is autobiographical. There’s just something about her.

Something tells me this is an “If I can’t enjoy myself, NOBODY gets to enjoy themselves” kind of dad.

“Still in jail, huh, honey? Too bad. Did I mention the room service at the resort? I did? Well, we get room service. And we went on all your favorite rides, twice, because you couldn’t be with us and it made us feel close to you. In a way where you weren’t actually there.”

“It would be God’s will if I am here or if I am not here.”

More than that, she said, “It would be God’s will if I am here or if I am not here.”

FWIW Kim does actually do a fair amount of charity work and selfless things. I mean she really puts in some time to stuff like prison reform. But realistically it’s not “big news” the way their hair is, their breakups are, etc.

That interview is the reason I hate watching always play the bumbling nerd character. He’s nothing but, he seems like a gross asshole to me. 

Ahhh good to know they’re divorced (not typically a thought of mine). I remember reading that years ago and thinking “1. That’s not the definition of swinging and 2. how the fuck is this guy still married when he pressured his wife into something only he wanted by threat of ending the marriage (or saying it “wouldn’t…

Wouldn’t be wonderful if we had a system of health care that people wouldn’t have to depend on the kindness of strangers?

I have a dog and am not looking back, unless mister shows up with a basic skillset and an existing willingness to participate in the care and upkeep of our home. It’s not fucking funny to live with someone who chronically puts his dishes *on top* of the dishwasher, and half-asses his way through every task, leaving a…

Art collecting at “lower” levels (i.e. emerging artists) is challenging, time consuming, and more of a financial risk (not relevant to them).

Usually people who put scare quotes around “art” don’t really know much about it to begin with.  

Better than Koons imo. 

Doctors like this seriously need to get their licenses taken away.

Yes, yes, there are medical reasons, but the single best argument I’ve seen to not even think twice about getting vaccinated is that, three days ago, on February 22nd in the year of our lord 2021, while getting my tires changed at a local garage, I got to pet a stranger’s dog without having weird, “Not all of these…

I could rant to the clouds about BMI for hours.

Replying to myself to address the troll below.

Wait, so when a young black mom does it, it’s “child abandonment” ... but when my young white mom did it ... 5 days a week, it was called being a “latch key kid”?

By my math, this young woman had two children before she was even a legal adult