Agreed. If a grown man/woman can’t use a restroom without having to call in a hazmat team, the onus is on the Secret Service to replace them, no matter who they’re guarding.

My guess is that as lizard people, they need to molt their skins daily and need quick access to a bathroom when the need calls.

Yeah, this is the one detail that makes me think that Janky actually had a good reason to not let them use their bathrooms. Like maybe they let them use one before, but there was an incident.

I read her story in detail a while back. Heartbreaking. She wasn’t fit to stand trial in any way.

It’s disheartening, maybe, that the internet simply moves too fast for something like a celebrity chef kerfuffle to make a meaningful impact on the public perception of a celebrity.

I already saw it in other comment section, she’ll be the next bachelorette. And I thought it was funny, but also a very real possibility.

No, she’s already married to that guy.

Hopefully he has a nice valet or butler or tennis instructor or Secret Service Agent to provide a decent male role model.

I doubt Barron has spent more than a week with Dump if you added up every second they’ve been in the same room. Normally that would be sad but it’s his salvation.

Ivanka used to have that chin, too

You really think Donald wouldn’t have had Melania followed any time she went out alone? Or was left alone in the house? Or would you put it past Donald to use threats of violence and/or deportation if she even thought about stepping out on him? Would you put it past Donald to have a DNA test run on all his children on…

Nope. He’s got the trump-no-chin.  Top half of his face looks like Melania, bottom half looks like Don Jr.

trump is more like 5'10" or less. I know his reported height is 6'2" or something, but even if that was true at some point (I doubt that, the man lies about everything compulsively) it isn’t true anymore. Dude’s in his seventies, its very normal and expected to lose some height over the years. He clearly wears lifts,…

Trump is 6'1" at best. Look at photos from the 2016 debates where he’s standing next to Jeb Bush. Bush is 6'3" and is easily at least 2" taller than Trump even with his poofy hair. Comey is slouching in this photo.

With any luck, he gets his height from his mom’s former personal trainer.

Live, Laugh, Gun Kelly.

Now I’m imagining them married and living in a quaint, suburban home with a mailbox labeled, “The Gun Kellys."

Oh, honey ...

In a world where teachers are chronically underpaid, undervalued, physically and verbally assaulted, and are underappreciated, this is by far the weirdest hill to die on in reference to them.

Either way, who fucking cares?