yeah i think it’s like just ingrained fantasy in me now, like ok yes i will put my head up your dress i am cool with that

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

The tiniest indie label has the same rights and ownership as the big labels & publishers

Bless slightly tired middle-aged angel.

stepped forward and told the man to “put your wallet away - no one is impressed by how much debt you have.”

I was thinking the same thing. I kind of wish the manager had gone that route. Asked the guy if he needed an ambulance, told people to give him some air and shouted "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS?" in a helpful and empathic way.

I assume he could also have checked his platinum card.

Surely he’d recall his identity after just one look at his monogrammed thermos.

Calling Taco Bell a Mexican restaurant is almost as insulting as that jackass at the drive through.

Haha, yes. Even if it’s not a demon, if it would relieve the pressure in a long term way that wouldn’t be dangerous, I think I’d be pretty excited about that.

I came here to say this. If someone said to me drilling a hole in your head will cure your migraine there have definitely been times when I’d have said go for it.

Sometimes when I have a headache, I imagine this being done and it kind of helps. I suppose it’s visualizing the release of pressure?

Sometimes when I have a migraine, I wish I could have this done. I don’t know that it would actually help, of course.

I am so full of burritos right now Annyhow, ignoring basically most of the article, that vegan is an idiot. I was a vegetarian almost two decades and I would call a new restaurant ahead of time, to see if there was something on the menu aside from the drepressing 1990’s staple, Steamed Sides.

See this is where I tend to feel uncomfortable judging women who get this surgery.

I know it’s a mostly result of societal pressure to look a certain way, for goddamn yoga pants of all things.

But if someone feels so intensely horrible about their body, to the point where they’d consider surgery...I have a hard time…

i actually am more than happy to refer to them (lovingly) as roast beef, though i love the idea of “vagina valance”. nice

girl

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

I had the same thought! If it took a month to assemble that’s some gross cake.

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.