#cocksnotglocks?

As a 6 foot tall woman, this is something that has been painfully obvious to me all of my life [after hitting the ~70” mark].

I'm not religious, but I'm hoping if there is a "God" D is the right answer.

“Please leave me alone” or “Please go away” usually is met with a “fuck you very much, bitch” response so, hard pass on inviting insults into my day. How about dudes learn and understand incredibly common social cues?

The gall that it must take to interrupt someone who is quite obviously working because you want to flirt with them is rather incredible.

Except for usually if someone is stupid enough or rude enough to talk to you while you’re clearly not interested...they are usually the type of person to either KEEP trying after you say that, or get angry and harass you.

Really, Jez? A lupus diagnosis is a big deal. You had an awesome opportunity to write an entire article about this story, do some education about lupus and what it is like to live with a chronic disease and you move on to Bow Wow’s eating habits?! In the same article?! Super disappointed.

They’re so concerned about ending the autism “epidemic” that they’re creating actual epidemics out of preventable diseases. Fucking incredible.

I think we’re getting to the point where people just find facts and reality itself offensive. I’m waiting for someone to sue the CDC for offending their religious liberty.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

To me, it’s kind of like the difference between baseball and soccer. If I walk past my local park, I almost always see a group of people playing soccer. After all, it’s easy. You get a ball, a certain number of folk and have at it. Everyone runs after the ball and has a whale of a time.

That was exactly where my brain went, too. I don’t really know how to process the rest of this story, but I definitely know how I feel about that.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

Quirky animals are the best kind of animals. half the fun of owning a pet is talking about all the ridiculous shit they do

Let me guess. Your wife does the laundry. Right? I ask because of this:

I was with you until your weird three-shells towel sesh. Separate towels is overkill.

Before He Cheats is my karaoke jam.