Coconut is delicious, and I don't understand why anyone wouldn't like it.
Alanna
aburke626
You shut your damn mouth about coconut cake right now. It is AMAZING*
#notallsailors
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You know who didn't spend Thanksgiving with Terry Richardson? Gwyneth Freaking Paltrow. I award this round to Goop.
Thanksgiving was great but my dachshund might feel differently.
Not as bad as some but pretty sad to me. My kids went to Arkansas with their dad for the holiday. I haven't spoken to them at all bc he let them stay up all night (why????? they're 5 & 9) so when I called at 3:30 they were passed out & were still sleeping at 9.
It's probably not the worst ever, but Wednesday I flew from Oregon to Michigan with my 9 year old son so he could spend the holiday with his father, from whom I am thankfully and almost for a decade, divorced. Because it costs approximately one kidney to fly for the holidays, it's too expensive for me to fly home to…
This might be cheating, because I submitted this one a few years ago to Jez (see? I'm trustworthy enough to get out of the greys - I'm an old timer!), but it remains the worst Thanksgiving:
You guys, a bunch of things have happened and it's so great:
I'm lucky, my parents and inlaws get along very well and we generally all just want to stuff ourselves, play with the babies and lie around watching movies. But my mother relates the Thanksgiving of 1961, when my great-grandmother came to dinner.
Thankfully, I do not remember the most horrible Thanksgiving of my family, but the story has been repeated so often that it is inextricable from my thoughts of the holiday.
Well, other than being alone as usual on a Holiday, my worst complaint has to be that you haven't taken me out of the grays yet Madeleine. I am polite, caring, occasionally opinionated but never inflammatory, and I've been a faithful Jezzie since the first month you gals started this. I don't comment a lot, but I…
I thought my thanksgiving dinner was going to suck. nobody wanted to celebrate so I had to eat alone. work went really late and my minister was being an idiot all day.
I'm not having a Thanksgiving nightmare, I'm having a Thanksgiving AWESOME.
The pitbull owner has no intention of paying for your dogs medical bills. Make the complaint to animal control and make a claim on his homeowners insurance. If he doesn't have any, take him to small claims court. When you win you can put a lean on his property.
My well-meaning but socially inept (now ex) beau decided to rescue me from an orphan Thanksgiving by inviting me to come home with him. He neglected to mention a series of dealbreakers —(a) it was a dry house, (b) we would be dining only with his small, immediate family (sister and mom), and lastly, but most…
The year is 2010 and I'm sixteen years old. My family Thanksgivings are overwhelmingly formal, with sixteen to twenty people dressed in suits and ties and nice dresses. Like any other family, we have two family members nobody quite likes - my great aunt and uncle.
At every family holiday, including this one that is happening right now, my younger brother gets super high and starts talking about shit he doesn't know anything about. This year includes the topic of my sexuality. I'm straight but because I don't discuss my dating life with my family, I must be gay. My mother says…