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Alanna
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My best friend's mom was a "cool parent" and we loved it in high school because she would let us drink as much as we wanted in her basement.

Oh, I totally used "my parents say I can't do that," as an excuse to not do things I was uncomfortable with. I feel like I should go apologize to my mom because a few of my friends (mostly the ones with cool parents) thought she was way too strict.

After I ignored my neighbor's screams and found out later that she'd been put in the hospital for domestic violence injuries, I vowed to never mind my own business again when it comes to that sort of thing. I've checked on other neighbors over the years when I thought it was necessary. We need to look out for each

cutting out poison people is so hard. i did some cuts and i really really love and miss these people at times.

Letter Writer #1 makes me want to fucking SCREAM. It's bad enough running into that (literally running into it, with your bare ass) in public restrooms, but in your HOME? What fucking year is this? How fucking old are you and what's the last grade you completed? How are you so convinced you're going to get some kind

That's not what complementing means.

Thank you! Truffle fries are a joke since truffle oil usually contains zero actual truffle. I refuse to believe a single restaurant would jack up their food cost to put expensive fungus on fried potatoes.

She went full normcore.

Maybe the creepiest gif ever.

Diced tomato belongs in a garbage disposal and nowhere else. Also, that isn't diced tomato in that picture.

"But it's just not part of my culinary agenda."

Uh...isn't fondant an entirely separate thing from frosting? Isn't fondant a solid and frosting is...not exactly?

I am a devoted ketchup fan, but always feel embarrassed when I ask for ketchup at a nice restaurant. But damnit, to me a good steak is incomplete without a heap of ketchup. I know that is an unpopular opinion, but it is how I have lived and will continue to live. I've even thought of smuggling ketchup in, but usually

I would definitely bring ketchup packets just to be a twat. It's a fucking burger, don't act like it's too good for its best friend.

There's a mayo-type spread called 'veganaise' that is egg free, if you're interested :)

We simply ask that you trust us. We know what we're doing!

First, they came for the ketchup and I didn't say anything because I don't eat ketchup...

Yeah, if people could NOT do that, that would be jreat.

Unfortunately, if she didn't take the pictures herself, if Nicholas Hoult or a friend was taking the nudes, then they are the copyright holders for the images, and only they can claim them. If Lawrence and her legal team do this for things that are not technically hers, then things can get very bad for them.

I haven't seen the photos, but that doesn't matter. If she ASSERTS that she is the copyright owner under the DMCA, then they must act accordingly or lose safe harbor. That's how the DMCA works. Period. An ISP(what the porn site qualifies as) is not a judge and cannot determine who does or does not own copyright for