I’m 5'10 and I have basically no leg room. If someone reclines, it bangs into my knees. Airplanes are not even made for vaguely average people to be comfortable, let’s be real, they’re made for profit. 

I think this is key. Leave them on the floor. Don’t wave your feet around. On my flight to Amsterdam this week, guy next to me (who had SO MANY ISSUES, he was THE WORST), took his shoes off.. and then cross his foot over his knee so his foot was TOUCHING my knee. GROSS. 

Yeah, i’m sorry, that description just sounded like um .... friends ... at a party. Comfortable, having a good time, not kissing or getting close. Yes, that’s what friends do at parties. 

Kanye, you know who you married. A woman with a body who was never, ever, EVER ashamed to show it off. Nor should she be!

Please turn off the autoplay on this! It autoplays when it loads as a story below another story and you have to go hunt for it. :) I want to watch it when i’m ready to be scared, not when i’m reading another article please :)

Kanye, you know who you married. A woman with a body who was never, ever, EVER ashamed to show it off. Nor should she be!

Yup. Even something about her face - her face is filled out, grown. Her nose is full and grown. One or two of these things could be explained but all of them together? Ehhhhhhh. I really wanna hear from the original adoptive parents. 

I mean, I have no idea if that is the same family but she is living with *a* family now. they have enough public facebook photos to be very sure about it. (and the mom has two facebook profiles - apparently she made a “new” facebook but didn’t delete the old one. She is dressed as a child and with their other…

Yup, someone posted her name. I had to look. Still doesn’t look like a small child to me! This whole thing is so messed up. Definitely concerned for the new family. 

Just from this picture her arms, hands, and legs look more like someone with dwarfism than a child to me. they’re not the same at all! how do you not notice?

So ... Fren Fen Phen?

Jesus, people need to calm down a check out an actual schoolyard. That little white girl who looked a hot mess after her first day of school was adorable but this is bad?

As someone who has spent a good amount of time onstage, the good news here is that the actors almost certainly had no idea what was going on. One, the lights blind you to almost everything. You really cannot see anything. And two, you’re trained not to look or pay attention. If there were a man openly exposing himself…

Ok, when i tried my happy, pretty, smiling headshot, i got exactly the same results as the author, so this machine clearly has some thoughts about glasses. 

Ok I don’t like this game. admittedly i let it just take a pic of me looking skuzzy in my webcam but THIS was my result?!:

This! it drives me nuts. I don’t want fresh food. that’s not what i go to mcdonald’s for. just shove the freaking food in a bag and toss it through the window so i can eat my feelings and be on my way. 

Ah, thanks, i don’t go downtown that often anymore!

Right? Why do so many people have to shit on someone whose skin care regimen is probably “being as pure of heart as a disney princess?”

Cardi B was an AP student so, when she talks like that it’s on purpose. She’s not stupid at ALL. 

Wow, I wanna know which location this was! When i worked at Old Navy in the Gallery in college, I was one of very few white people working there. They’d have had to replace almost the entire staff! They said Center City, and that’s the only Old Navy I can think of downtown, unless there’s a new one? The managers there…