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I wonder if she had a grasp of the extent of it, though - my understanding is that the guy sold his schtick as “we polish up your kid’s resume and make it look good for college” so she may have thought they were just doing that kind of thing because she knew she wasn’t a great student. If she was like “why are we

I am 100% for reporting all of these awful people but just a note: i went for a drive with a friend from LA to Vegas and stopped along the way to explore and take pictures, including of a bunch of wild garbage heaps and graffiti and stuff, some of which was in Joshua Tree. I instagrammed a bunch of it, and was

I hate how teaching is still such a puritanical profession where you can be the victim of a crime and lose your job! Gosh, between that and being underpaid, it’s almost like we don’t have enough good teachers!

This is going to stay with her. She’s little. Next time Carl does poop on the rug? She’s going to be hysterical and shriek “don’t give him away!” This stuff messes with little kids. Pulling awful pranks is bad enough, but doing it for clicks, aka money? 100x more disgusting. I swear, CPS should be all up in every

I’m crying over this labial mansplaining. If only he knew about the labia majora, the actual body part being referenced here ... the one basically visible in the photo ... 

Gahhh if i see one more article about Meghan “flaunting” her bump i will cry. She is tiny and has no where else to put her arms! She can’t have them awkwardly at her side and has no other way to put them in front of her! She probably just wants to be arching her back and propping herself up with her arms like normal

My college boyfriend had this roommate. He also got some kind of infected toe, which contributed to the stench. His (beautiful) girlfriend would strip naked and he wouldn’t look away from the computer. She left him. We finally resorted to flipping the breaker in the apartment to get him out of the room to try to

Wow, that piece is something. My first thought was “this guy absolutely pretended to die on Live Journal to see how many people missed him” and after reading the entire piece I stand by this. Maybe he’s still doing it on tumblr. 

People with cognitive issues. People with neurological diseases. People who are illiterate, or didn’t go to school. People who are having a bad day or just made a mistake. Jeez, the math-shaming on this thread is ridiculous. Yes, we should teach how to figure out a tip in school, but not everyone knows how, so just

I think one of the logical reasons (let’s put aside the fact that women should have autonomy over our own bodies for a moment since that doesn’t seem to work) not to force a woman to go through with a pregnancy is that many pregnancies don’t actually result in a live birth! In cases like these, these couples haven’t

This shit is such a slippery slope into “every sperm is sacred” and eggs taking their Host Females to court for not ensuring that they were fertilized in a timely manner. What’s next, men won’t let us have hysterectomies and waste our precious eggs? Oh wait, that’s already basically impossible if you haven’t had

I LOVE following Blair’s adventures- and she should never have worried that the dogs would overshadow her writing. Even with adorable dogs, her skill comes through in her tweets. I’ve been on the edge of my seat this weekend rooting for her! 

Ohhh they do. I’m a white lady with (usually fairly long), brown, and generally very healthy, thick, shiny, attractive hair. Weird ladies ask me about it or try to touch it. Ask if i’m Amish (i swear to god - and my hair at its longest, since the 4th grade, has been maybe halfway down my back?). My mom also has long

I wish the 800 fashion blogs that posted this pic knew that before i judged him for wearing a beanie on the red carpet! This is important!

Pass the goddamned ERA.

Every year, I weep for the untailored suits. The most extravagant, formal red carpet of the year, surely, surely every one of these men can afford a tailor, and yet, alas, none of them bother. 

She’s such a Cool Girl that she doesn’t care what people look like, she just happened to marry one of the most conventionally attractive men on the planet. What a statement! How redefining!

That’s exactly what I thought of here. I’m worried this is going to be a cute little schtick that people are going to latch on to, but since they’ve not mentioned anything about HOW they are going to test the blood, and since thus far there has been no way to detect endometriosis in the blood at all, or anyway to

Jack looks like he’s gonna ask you to say weird stuff and you’re gonna have to shower a LOT after. I think Zuck would just be fast and boring and over with and unmemorable. 

THIS - i want to know where the blame is on the agents in situations like this. THEY absolutely know ALL of this stuff. Are they telling their clients? Are they warning them that this is going to look bad if they take a role? That these directors and producers are criminal serial attackers? Because it’s agents who