Yep, every time.

I moved from Philadelphia to San Diego, drove across the country during the “fall back” time change, an I’m pretttyyy sure I lost an hour or two in there that I am never getting back. It was horrendously confusing. Not helped by driving a 17 foot truck for several days straight on nothing but truck stop coffee with…

Same with Glossip, who will also probably be executed this week. (Except not only did he not murder anyone, he very likely didn’t order or participate in anyone’s murder, either). Plea deals seem to be involved in a great deal of really fucked up injustice these days, as do murderers accusing their accomplices, only…

I’m gonna argue you on this one.

I hate it too, if only because I usually have food in my mouth so i awkwardly try to swallow it while gesturing that yes, we’re okay, thank you. My biggest pet peeve is when there is one bite of food left that I was working on, and they try to bus my plate, and i’m like “uh, no, that’s food, that’s mine, still eating…

Who does not clean their sex toys before/after use and store them somewhere relatively free of debris???

I vote for a Jez series on objects in vagina stories!

*shame* I lost a tampon once. It was awful. I had no idea until there was an odor, and I just thought it was a wonky yeast infection, which I’m prone to. No, it was a tampon that had gone up by my cervix and sort of smashed itself sideways with its strong wadded up there, said the doctor. I don’t know how it happened…

Yeah, same. I have cats, and at various points have had many many cats. If the sheets are otherwise recently washed and there is lots of cat hair on them, I brush it off with my hand. Not that hard. It's gross to sleep on. What kind of sheets and cats does this girl have? I think they did it on the cat tree.

I am not in the possession of a penis, but i thought that things that “feel good" to a penis generally include putting it in something, not the other way around?

I have minimal pity for these people. I got my first tattoo recently and I did a ton of research. Between yelp, Instagram, and Facebook, it’s really easy to pick out a good artist. Also, I googled these reviews and if you go to a shitth Hollywood tattoo parlor you deserve whatever you get.

So is Cosmo - it’s on their snapchat today.

That’s when you talk to the manager. My policy is, if it crosses my mind that i’m irritated and want to stiff or not tip well, then I talk to the manager. 95% of the time they comp things, give you coupons, apologize, and make you feel better. Actually, these days, when the kitchen is backed up, the manager is usually…

And RAs, parents, etc - make a pact with your kids that their safety is more important than anything else. Let them know that they won’t get in trouble (until maybe later), and you’ll come pick them up from anywhere, they can always call you, etc. My mom made me sign one of those pacts when i was a teenager, and while…

Also, if you’re the one taking pills, tell someone. I mean, you don’t have to write a letter, but telling someone you popped a xanax or a vicodin could be the difference between life and death later if someone is trying to decide if you need medical attention.

My dog hates shoes. She also hates puddles. She hates puddles more than anything. Except shoes. Even though shoes keep her feet from getting wet in puddles. Dog logic. It’s bad.

The unbearable sadness of being a dog.

Jezebel, please change the headline to be accurate.

Why are people so bad at making slogans that aren’t about rape? Does literally no one think about this stuff? I’ve worked at a university and the amount of approval that goes into every word of branding is absurd. I don’t know how this happens.

Thank you! You can also be intolerant to the sugars in wheat, and not the protein. I have IBS and generally follow a low-FODMAP diet. Depending on how my stomach is feeling, I sometimes order gluten-free to avoid wheat entirely. It's not imaginary, there are intolerances. I also know people with various thyroid and…