it's totally on the customer to pick a restaurant accordingly. I often call ahead at a non-peak time if I have a menu question. This often results in me getting an amazing custom vegetarian dish because chefs love to show off, especially when they have notice. I went to Disney World a few years ago and when we called…

TBH I will Instagram my food if it's got a staggeringly awesome presentation or is some yolo-level county fair suicide mission. But I don't adjust the lighting and make it just so. I take 10 seconds, try not to look like a douche, and then eat. I totally Instagram my own cooking, but that's mostly so someone will wife…

I had an issue with this once - in a nice, if overpriced* restaurant in Atlantic City. The appetizers were great, my date's meal was great, my pasta was gross. Overcooked, gummy, sauce that was somehow both bland and over seasoned. It was just spaghetti and marinara. How hard is that?? I poked at it, and when the…

Just a 6? Not a 6 Plus? This dude does not care about his marriage.

I love Hilary. I do. And I want ALL THE WOMEN in government. But, I want them there because they're the best candidate for the job. Voting a party line isn't really the best way to get things done. Of course, I wish we had hundreds of women to choose from. I do. More than anything. And honestly, I'd vote for a woman…

Here's an idea: just make cars available in more colors. If women want a pink car, then they can have one, and no one will have to worry about it. Personally, I'd be all the fuck over a lavender car.

same ... here ... can barely type for the clenching.

Don't be scared of surgery! I've had two laparoscopies for endometriosis, and they really are minimally invasive. It sucks for a couple days, but there are painkillers, and you'll feel better pretty quickly as long as you follow your post-op instructions! Best of luck.

Agreed - it is usually really easy to get an ISP to pull down content. I found out one of my favorite webcomic's forum was essentially full of neonazi insanity. I did an nslookup and emailed their DNS, cc'ing their web admin, just to let them know that there was some seriously offensive and threatening shit going on,…

Yes, they are totally different.

Amen. If I want a salad, I will get one. If I want processed meat of questionable origin on a bun, ten I think it's my decision to slather it with a low quality condiment.

Aioli is pretty much garlic mayo.

Unless the "graphics" in "graphics interchange format" now sounds like "giraffics" it could never have been anything but a hard G. I don't understand the issue.

UGH truffle fries are like, the cupcakes of 2014. So tired of them. Give me some good beer battered fries any day.

#yesallketsup

Veganaise. There are a few brands. Easy to find these days.

At a HOT DOG PLACE?? Are they gourmet? Can you get Grey Poupon?

I'm the same way with pickles that you are with mayo (although it's not OCD, just a very severe aversion). I can't see, smell, or taste them. I'll get sick. I can't explain it. I've tried to get past it. Can't. I'm not even a picky eater. I grill every server about every ingredient on every burger or sandwich. And I…

I avoid wheat (and a LOT of other things, thanks body) but if I order something gluten-free, I tell the server "I don't have celiac, it's a sensitivity ." So they know that contamination isn't going to kill me. (IBS - I follow a low FODMAP diet, which is actually about the sugars in things like wheat, not the…

I agree. I once posted something on Facebook about how I was moving cross-country, driving a 17 ft Budget truck with my two cats from PA to CA and one night, in the middle of the night, my cats both simultaneously shit and pissed in their carriers and coated themselves in it. It was about 40 degrees, I went into the…