>>FACT: Jane Austen was the first canonical female author.

It’s not a joke, it’s the name of a Korean webtoon/comic about a serial killer. https://www.lezhin.com/en/comic/killingstalking

I’ve always liked the Cover Girl tie-in products for The Hunger Games, if only because the books emphasized how much makeup and superficial appearances were Serious Business in that dystopia.

“Last year, it was announced that Jay-Z was producing (along with a pre-disgraced Weinstein Company)”

And Agent Melinda May!

BTW, if y’all haven’t read The Unstoppable Wasp comic series starring Hope’s comics counterpoint, it is a DELIGHT and a joy to my heart. Marvel un-canceled Unstoppable Wasp in light of “Ant-Man and the Wasp”’s release, so everyone go read it so we can have more female Avenger adventures!

Hell yeah, A-Force!

“Plus the ‘send it to me whenever and give me $1 off of digital purchases’ thing they’ve been doing lately is real nice.”

If he REALLY wants to take 10 years off his face in days, let’s see how much he enjoys chemical peels. 

The only thing more uncomfortable for me than wearing a bra is NOT wearing a bra. ☹️

Make a Raptor Blue movie of this book!

Co-signed! Boo Diplo the sexist plagiarist! 

I’m certain that “Get engaged after <1 month of dating” is Chapter 1 in The BPD Bad Ideas Handbook. Is it ethical to hope that Pete has a therapist, that his therapist reads celebrity gossip, and that the therapist is right now furiously dialing Pete’s cellphone?

Kaine would 100% throw a kid off the roof as a sink-or-swim lesson.

Oh my god, please be Kaine so that I can die happy. Or be Ben Reilly so that other Scarlet Spider fans can die happy, but Grumpy Spider is my clone of choice.

Same, Gal Gadot, same.

I’m okay with this because: more romantic lead Chris Pine.

I am shamlessly in favor of Identical Grandson Trevor or miraculous Chris Pine resurrection from the afterlife for Wonder Woman 2. I loved gentleman eyecandy romance hero Steve Trevor SO MUCH.

What a twist if he was dead all along and she’s been lovingly conversing with and kissing his rotting corpse.

I JUST CAN’T STOP MY EVIL HAND!