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Abstractions of Chinchilla
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Her grin was as infectious as her dancing.

Over Christmas break I took a riverboat tour through San Antonio, and they still point out that stone bridge from the Bidi Bidi Bom Bom clip as the “Selena Bridge.” Apparently it’s become a popular spot for marriage proposals and weddings.

WTF is that watermark doing to poor Wentworth Miller’s face?! Here’s an older shot with his ridiculously curly hair when it isn’t close-cropped.

It makes sense to get one of the numerous high-quality K-beauty moisturizers that Neutrogena gel was mimicking. Great formulations and usually cheaper! The Scinic Honey Ampoule is my jam.

It makes sense to get one of the numerous high-quality K-beauty moisturizers that Neutrogena gel was mimicking.

Thanks to this movie, I have to watch poor Jonny Lee Miller’s ghastly shaved head on “Elementary,” so the movie better be worth it.

The classic anecdotal example of a person with chutzpah is “a man who kills both his parents and then begs for mercy from the court because he’s an orphan.”  

How has Trump’s pasty smooth death hands stayed unwrinkled by the sun?!

“Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life” is one of my favorite memoirs. We deserved to have more time with Amy the writer, and Amy the person deserved to have more time with the people she loved.

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The sequel has Helen Mirren and Lee Byung-hun doing THIS, so yes, totally worth it. :)

Hell no, they shouldn’t be allowed to use sticks to harass vulnerable wildlife species in forests threatened by corporate greed. They don’t get to commune with nature while they’re trying to sell off public land and sell out science.

My #1 sequel romance dream is that Billy Mack & Joe moved in together and adopted a cactus (because Billy Mack cannot be trusted to keep pets alive).

“you don’t play these festivals to get paid”—because SXSW doesn’t pay people who play the festival?

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

I love the foreword to Rosenthal’s book, “Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life.” I love the entire book. I could run around spamming entries in the comments, they’re all so funny and wry and try

Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life is also a wonderful book. Open it to read random entries is an instant pick-me-up.

“Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life” is a wonderful successful experiment of a book. This breaks my heart. I want the world to have more time with Rosenthal too.

And Marcia Lucas (not dead), who won Star Wars’s only Oscar and likely saved the original trilogy from the worst of George Lucas’s excesses!