When I was about four years old, I sat on a rock on top of a nest of yellowjackets, which all proceeded to storm out and sting me en masse, repeatedly. Some of my earliest memories include me screaming in pain.

This is 100% of the reason I’m tempted to buy those Miss Manga and Heroine Make mascaras. Give me sparkly shoujo eyes!!!

If it makes you feel better (?): “Despite her near perfect appearance, according to reports, when her body was moved she ‘fell apart’, the impact having liquefied most of her organs.”

I would wear my fancy tablecloth everywhere.

I appreciate that all of the outfits look elegantly comfy. My expert fashion sense thinks, “I could take a nap while wearing that!”

I assume that’s “Bun Bun Makeup Tips 26-09-15,” not the wedding hashtaq.

BEHOLD!

While her skin reaction was genuinely horrible, I must give her side-eye for how those facial posts are permeated with the wafting aromas of exaggerated horror at the prospect of not being flawlessly beautiful for one moment and of saintly humblebrag.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.”

Dear Millihelen,

adrenal fatigue

Armor counts as formalwear; she should wear it to all events!

Lady Sif is Queen Badass!

I want her new show to die so Lady Sif can come be on Agents of SHIELD forever.

it could be helpful for people to see this cute little noodle armed, NASA shirt wearing, bespectacled boy being dragged away in handcuffs

Quick! Everybody help identify all the cosmetic products spread across her table so that we may covet them!

The soundtrack for Garden State introduced me to the life-altering beauty of Frou Frou and Imogen Heap, so for that Braff will always have a soft spot in my heart as a music curator. I can take or leave the movie, but I played the soundtrack CD into worn, scratched-up bits.

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been married for thirteen freakin’ years, which in Hollywood terms practically makes them god-kings of “lifestyle” advice.

using a pet’s name and first street one lived on

Frogs and the Ballet is the greatest ballet children’s book masterpiece of fine literature of all time.