Because it hasn’t been. The switch was released in March 2017.

That was four years ago, not five.

Immediately expected to see a bunch of fucking idiots in the comments thinking they were gonna blow this whole thing wide-open by pointing out to everyone that a man does not ACTUALLY have super-powers and boy was I simultaneously not disappointed and extremely disappointed at the same time.

Don’t be killjoys.  No one…

Jesus fucking christ what is WRONG with you people in this comment section?

Nobody thought the man actually double-jumped.  You are not smart or clever for saying the fucking obvious thing out loud, you’re just a massive douchebag.

Yes. We know. You are not smart or clever for pointing it out.

What you are, actually, is a fucking killjoy for no good reason.

The lengths people will go to defend capitalism are mind-boggling.

“It’s OK because this is how it works” it such a weird stance.

Precisely this. And actually the tablet market has shrunk in the past few years. They’re a niche at this point.  This UI is going to be a disaster.

Ah, so no lessons were learned from Windows 8's terrible UI problem, I see.

I guess I’ll get around to playing this when the PS6 releases and I can actually get ahold of a PS5...though apparently I’m not missing much.

There is no reason to believe this will happen until it happens.

“Delusion” implies I have no evidence or established precedent to back it up....except I have all of those things.

Zelda being playable in side-stories or games developed by other publishers (like the delightful “Cadence of Hyrule”) doesn’t mean anything…

This is literally never going to happen, and the faster everyone realizes it, the faster they can stop being disappointed about it.  The route of “just going with Link again” has been the route of every game in the series.

Nintendo are as traditional as they come. At Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda is about a guy named…

But see, I *was* incentivized to fight monsters to get better stuff. I just learned which monsters were worth using my weapons ON in order to get that stuff, and which ones I would expend Master Sword charges on (that come back 10 minutes later).

It was fine.

It not working for *you* does not mean your experience was…

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Almost certainly.

Why would that floor you?

They bought Bethesda only very recently. All the money in the world wasn’t going to conjure polished gameplay footage if they didn’t have any to show off at time of purchase.

Not a defense of Bethesda, who I think have poor project management skills, but Microsoft knew what they were buying.

You and your friend group are definitely in the minority.

...wait, what?

“The false part is... Umm, I don’t know how to say it to you, but i’ll try:

“People like AOC and coastal liberals are a lot more mainstream than Carville thinks”

This is true.

The problem is that, in terms of RealPolitik, they don’t vote, especially in the states we need.

At least not in numbers sufficient to maintain power. People under 40 *don’t vote*. People under 30 even less so.

So while AOC…

I’m going to ask this seriously: do you have a therapist, and if not, why not?

Because holy shit, what the actual fuck.

Malek didn’t like it either. So much so that he asked for it to be removed.  Odd that you would leave that part out.