I was, until early 2015, a milquetoast Republican. I live in Maryland, so...anyway. I cannot tell you how many times I voted before this cycle - I honestly do not remember. The over/under is 1.5, and I signed up at 18. I’m 36, people.

This just occurred to me: I’m going to buy whiteboard paint, paint it onto foam board, and use dry-erase markers for signs. Then I can reuse the signs.

Democrats can’t allow Trump to fill a Supreme Court vacancy during the last year of his presidency.

So the town took a philosophical question personally, buried its guilt deep beneath a giant mound of self-righteous indignation, then clutched its pearls and claimed that the real problem is people asking this question.

Because:

Every county in Massachusetts went for Clinton. Every New England state went to Clinton (except one electoral vote in Maine because of archaic voting laws).

I’m going to chalk this under “Honest Mistake,” although why the need to specify “Minors Need Not Apply”? If one comes in, tell them nope.

See you tomorrow.

Not exactly Offline Mixtape, but you can make a radio station available for offline listening. Nice to get a randomized playlist very quickly.

STILL want to be able to ban an artist completely from future radio and random.

Been in since the beginning, so only paying $7.99/month for this. Love it. Also the ability to upload (I think it’s now) 50k tracks is awesome. I have tons of local/unknown bands that aren’t typically found on streaming services and being able to have them as well is great.

You can enable 5 star ratings in the labs section.

I am definitely not a Pats fan and will be rooting hard against them in two weeks. But IF the Patriots win, I think that when Goodell tries to give the trophy to Kraft, Brady, or anyone else, they should just stare at him for a good five seconds before accepting the trophy. They should make it as awkward as possible…

I don’t live paycheck to paycheck and I can’t fathom parting with that much money for a car.

Nah, a better question is who’s more unhappy - Goodell or Drew Magary at the prospect of the Patriots going all the way

Stop it with all that logic and facts. He wants to have an irrational hate for the Pats

Why are people so fixated on the suspension. Its the fucking draft picks and the two years of time wasted on that bullshit

ISIS has a football team? Who is their left tackle? Seahawks are looking for one.

Not yet, I have too much respect for what appears to be a juggernaut Falcons offense. But if we win, yes. I will personally bask in unprecedented levels of glorious, smug, insufferability, because Roger Goodell would deserve every bit of it.

Aikman’s not so bad. He’s a bit of homer during Cowboys games (well, duh), but he usually has some interesting insights and his voice is infinitely easier to listen to than Collinsworth’s terrible Bea Arthur impression.