Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.

Hahaha....not based on my life choices to date!

Come on, man. Camel toe was RIGHT THERE.

I am honored that you made a post about this. You did a lot more justice to the topic of rotary valves than most people do. Most just assume it is a Wankel rotary engine.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Yeah but the “But when Jonathan Stewart did the same to Greg Toler, it was in play and it was highlight reel stuff” makes it seem like they’re basically the same thing

How are those two plays comparable? Reed’s was after a play in an altercation, where Stewart’s was a pretty text book stiff arm.

As a former Bostonian, I appreciate that they softened the character’s edges and made him more likable than most Massholes.

Sage would’ve made a very fine tribute from District 1.

“Can you hear me now?”

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

Around my area they are popular because they are in the sweet spot of the venn diagram of soccer moms and gadgety dads. The model X is a step up (as far as looks, imho) from the other default soccer mom car which is the Lexus SUVs. The moms don’t care about traditional car styling, and the dads aren’t really “car…

I don’t see the issue. Doug was a freelancer for us, he always had his own channel that he featured in his stories on Jalopnik. He’s doing his own thing at Autotrader these days (and you should read it, it’s good) but this way he still gets the YouTube views and you all get to see what he’s up to on here. It’s not…

If the ugliness of an Aztek can grow on you, you have deep-seated aesthetic issues.

I mean could you really resist eating your peanuts during a show like this?