Live Free or Die!

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

I’ve become a practically non existent baseball fan the last few years. The game is boring as hell. I learned tonight that: nah that isnt the case, it’s just the fucking Rockies.

-Joseph Goebbels

Josh Norman is just celebrating a rich history of being a culturally appropriating douchebag playing for Washington.

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Week 1: “Carson Wentz looked more polished than he was because of his opposition.”

Or the density of a pommel horse.

Trump spent all weekend cramming for the debate.

I don’t really think there are undecided people. I think there are just people who just don’t want to publicly say who they’re voting for.

meeahhh, he never said that, according to him

I think the thing that matters most is that FIFA has gotten rid of racism and I can’t be certain that PES has. That’s enough for me!

That’s really not helping their case.

This cant be good for the JJ Watt brand.

It needs to be pointed out that NE punter Ryan Allen had a perfect game. 7 punts led to the Texans starting drives from their own 11, 10, 10, 20, 14, 5, 4. The “20" punt was 57 yards-no return. In fact NE allowed no returns at all (5 fair-catches, 2 downed), so no waste or shrink from gross to net yardage, 100%…

As a Bills fan, I agree. Things went downhill when they went away from those unis. It makes me so happy to remember when the Pats were shitty.

I like to imagine that Roger Goodell is flipping tables at the NFL HQ in New York right about now.

Curt Schilling would start a petition to make a statue of the moment.