I know far too many reformed alcoholics to *ever* push a drink on someone. I’m of the school of thought that you never ask someone why they’re single, never ask someone why they don’t have children, and never push alcohol on them. I’ve always felt that pressing someone who’s said “no” is extremely rude, as my parents…

Jeez, Ley, we get it: football causes brain trauma.

That’s not my chin I’m stroking.

Emmitt Smith: Hasn’t he ever played in Minnesota? I went there one time and saw a Dimetrodome with my own eyes.

I bet he still believes in God, though.

I’ve never seen a model of the Eiffel Tower made out of ham, but I’m fairly sure I’d be able to assemble one.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Manning: Are you sure the NFL doesn’t test for this stuff? I don’t want to get in trouble.

And the breaking point apparently revolved around Weddle’s daughter performing in a halftime show.

B-b-b-but Albert, #ALLRULESMATTER! It doesn’t matter whether or not the rule he broke was of any consequence or competitive significance, he broke a rule and that makes him a CHEATER!

That was so quick the Pitt sideline unfurled a Mission Accomplished banner.

This is what happens when your navy is the smallest it's been since World War 2!!1!1! Thanks Obama!1!!!

That all-time TDs in one season list reminded me how much the Cardinals franchise has sucked since it was in Chicago. Any list that John David Crow is at the top of is not a very good list. Unless the list is “mediocre NFL players who were known by three names, the last name of which is an animal.”

I love how Mangini in A Bottle gets offended whenever someone DARES questioning the almighty Deadspin writers

19 different Cardinals have scored in 2015

I give Harrison a lot of credit for manning up on this issue. This was a stunning display of human growth.

There are plenty of problems with this story but the fact that it is being reported by Al Jazeera isn’t even close to one of them. It’s a legitimate news outlet, so try not to let your kneejerk xenophobia hamper your critical thinking skills so much in the future.

Pats are 8th in the league in points allowed.

You mean a defense with a top 10 secondary and a top 5 front 7? You are aware they were playing without there two starting safeties and played a very vinalla game plan through 3 quarters. Like preseason simple. Rush 4, man coverage...

“Filming from an unapproved location” has quite a different tone then implying that the filming itself was illegal. It’s 66 in a 65 zone instead of mass murder. And you well know it.