Worth every penny. It’s hard to quantify how great this game is. 

Look, I think we can all agree that the 235 Democrats in the House can all only do one thing at a time, so instead of focusing on losing Impeachment they should focus on losing the 2020 election instead!

Header image looks like an alien wearing a Hope Solo skin suit a la Edgar in MIB.

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Clearly you’ve never seen the average last five minutes of an NBA game. It was years. 

The real story is how much Mallory Edens (Bucks owner’s daughter, seated next to Rodgers) ages between the first and last videos.

Apparently I’m supposed to be foaming at the mouth over these kinds of news, if AV Club is to generally be believed, so I thought it was worth clarifying that Peele gets the official “cool black guy” pass from the white people committee.

...that’s fine?

I don’t want his entire career to be permanently typecast as “the black director who makes genre films with very important woke social commentaries” which is a direction that Us is perhaps getting a little bit too overhyped towards, but really that’s fine?

Are you new here?  They don't do actual reporting so.....

Seeing this makes me wanna play NES Blades of Steel all day.

Glenn Close winning an award for Capt Rawlings on The Shield was nice

The answer is: never apologize. You’ll never win with these moral majority idiots.

Same goals, same methods: if we don’t like what you think, we’ll erase you from public life and destroy your career. “Wait!”, you’ll say, “but we are right and they are wrong!”. Yeah, that’s why we decided to be better than them.

all i have to do is check my current twitter to find something dumb.

thank you for this blog post. and thank you for taking an interest in the comedy scene these past 2 weeks. now please find something else to outrage about.

They were afraid that if they cheered for him, he might laugh. 

The word was “prince” (thank you, Ossie), not “angel.”

So Mandy made neither the Best list or the Missing From the Best List?

Screw you guys, I’m going home.

What is it good for?