Track: Last Nite (The Modern Age EP Ver.) | Artist: The Strokes | Album: The Modern Age EP

The Dock. Fårö in Gotland, Sweden. By David Olsson.

Waiting for a video of a K-9 unit dog truck-sticking the living shit out of that punk skater dog.

Sure, Eckersley doesn’t know how rough it is on pitchers today. David Price has completed 16 of his 259 career starts, and Eckersley completed 17.

I met Troy. He was a very good boy with snazzy socks.

The skater could not be reached for comment, but witnesses described him as being not stoked at all, bro.

Boyz N2 the Hood

Track: This Charming Man | Artist: The Smiths | Album: The Smiths

“Hi Joe, Yes, that is a cell phone in my pocket, and yes, I am glad to see you.”

Best sports hair past and present:

We’re all hoping Draymond destroys his dick and balls, right?

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

You’re wrong.

For a game about giant death robots, Titanfall 2 has a lot of heart.