This level legit game me nightmares as a kid. Don’t even get me started on the final hallway before Shredder...

I’ve been playing that game off and on for 25 years. Reached Shredder once. ONCE. He one-shot killed a turtle, and I didn’t have enough life to make it back.

Ultra Violence, Fuck you.

Definitely the best bat fight I’ve seen since Season 2 of Banshee.

That William Randolph Hearst had congress make weed illegal so that the hemp paper mills had to shut down and all the newspaper companies had to buy his wood-pulp paper.

“Lighting fast, big black cats, Panthers kicking ass...”

I’ve been flamed for this before but I’ll say it again:

I do agree with your write up. Am also a HUGE Star Trek fan and like you own all seasons and movies and watch them religiously.

I watched that video too! Completely useless!

“really depends on how much you liked Voyager” is a sentence no marketer will ever use.

I would pay silly amounts of money for a new TIE Fighter game.

Shaq’s favorite coach: Mo Cheeks

I find the music more intriguing than the game itself. That’s not a knock on what is show in the trailer, I just really liked the music.

These people have a disturbing amount of adoration for Subway.

This account has me rethinking my position on both wrestling and Subway.

I’m a big fan of this one:

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.

Needs moar Nintendo Power. I read those till they fell apart when I was a kid. I even had the comic about ‘Little Mac’.