It is technically not possible to mansplain the topic of the male sex organs and their [dys]functions, because our lived experience gives us far more insight into what lets us get hard.  The only exception to this would be a female urologist.

“It certainly was sweaty, but all the sausage on display was already completed. I learned some things about myself, but nothing about making sausage. Do not recommend it for a school field trip. Two stars.”

Watching TV on cocaine sucks. Ketamine is where it’s at for getting you sucked into a story.  Unfortunately it sounds like that experience with this wouldn’t be much fun either.

Ironically, as a vasoconstrictor, cocaine does not help in the old erection department. People who are having sex that doesn’t involve a live penis may have a better experience, but I’d think the reduced blood flow to the vagina wouldn’t be much fun for the ladies, either.

Insufficiently lubricated friction certainly could raise the temperature enough, but liquid kerosene also is difficult to ignite. Maybe once the temperature causes enough of it to evaporate into fumes, but those same fumes are likely to stop one’s ability to continue to apply the friction.

Dire Straits - “Money for Nothing” - you can replace the slur in the second verse with “douchbag” and it works just fine.

Inara George’s voice in the Van Halen tribute album is like David Lee Roth’s chops combined with a sultry lounge singer.  She’s a unique talent, for sure.

There have been a couple articles about this and so I’m not sure they’re talking to the same groups of scientists, since the model has been made available online, but the one I recall said that the warp bubble itself would require the mass of two Jupiters. So, still a whole hell of a lot and not practical anytime…

So there are two things going on here.

Not sure if it’s your genre, but check out their cover of Panama, too.  

I mean, I’ve seen masturbation sometimes cause something else explosive that she might not want to have shared on a movie set.

The Bird and the Bee did a whole album of Hall & Oates covers and it slaps.  They did another one of Van Halen covers which is also great.

That skeleton in the center of Daniel’s’ wall of artifacts sure looked like it would fit a dog Porthos’s size, and they assiduously avoided showing its skull, which probably would have squicked people out. It’s Porthos in my head canon.

The most interesting thing left from Discovery, to me, is that Cronenberg was Agent Daniels.  

Counterpoint - I like to leave an old iPod hooked up my car so I always have my music while not worrying about my phone. Granted, my car isn’t new, but there are a lot of old cars not easily retrofit for CarPlay (and some new OEMs not using it) and I just want my music library available to my stereo without tying…

Say what you want about capitalism in America - separation of employment, voluntarily or otherwise, typically doesn’t result in your employer *literally* killing you.  

This is Florida, not California. They might have $2m in their couch cushions.

Social media was a mistake. I liked the internet just fine when the barrier to entry to having a platform was higher. Blogs and forums were pretty perfect.

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Glad to see you here again Will!  Now let’s get Sean and Emily St. James here too!