I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

I lost my first husband when I was 32. Numb slog is a perfect description. I cried hysterically the first day, after they took his body away, then I just shifted into going through the motions. It was about a year before I got back to mostly functioning. Three years before I didn’t tear up when I thought about him.

This same thing happened to me before the days of video. My boyfriend “shared” me with his friends in a dorm room after I had passed out from drinking. I only had odd Rosemary’s baby type remembrances, and could very well have thought I had dreamt the whole thing until the next morning, when he actually bragged about…

If guys don’t want to rape, they shouldn’t drink.

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Actually, proponents of the Two Timeline Theory are starting to annoy me.

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

I read your comment under it. That doesn’t make it worthwhile to post a dumbass bum-ass fake meme as part of an actual argument you’re trying to make.

Area Man Questions The Intelligence of Others Using Fake Einstein Quote

Saw shiny, oily legs in thumbnail on Twitter, paint now. The duality of man.

“Plancelled.”

Bumble Fumble Leaves B. Spears Humbled

:-)

::looks at aggro comments start pouring in::

I tried to pretend that I was happy and I got called out on it, big time. That’s the truth and that’s what happened. It sucks.

My good friend from college had smoked pot with her once because HER bestie happened to have Hathaway as a roommate when Hathaway was doing the college thing post princess diaries. And she said she was so nice and real and funny and self-deprecating. When all the hathahating started, I couldn’t get my friends very…

Well sure he has a penis and, as is abundantly clear to basically anyone who does not have one, a large percentage of the population thinks that having a penis is a requirement for the presidency. Look bottom line Biden would have had major issues if he had run. He’s said a lot stupid shit over the years, he’s been…

I can see that happening, but I think Biden would have a much higher risk of producing numerous, soundbite-friendly gaffes. 

This poor, poor little girl. You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life - abuse within families is as complicated as it is horrific, and it could not be clearer that the adults in her life are encouraging her feelings of loss and guilt, rather than those…