To be fair, he has moved around a lot over the past couple of years.

This was the first time in the history of the universe that anyone compared players of different races. Of course, he was really contrasting, so he doesn’t get a prize.

He’s 3/5ths the outfielder that Brett Gardner is!

Sheesh. That scout is really something. The only thing missing was “uppity.”

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

The Knicks will be flying high when they sign him and Durant, and then three days into training camp the leaks will start about how much they hate each other, and the team will win 11 games.

You would say that, you abortion loving commie! Fuck off!

Can I take this opportunity to brag about the commenters here? They rock. They’re one of the main reasons I frequent this site so much. I’ll even read boring posts or posts about soccer (yuck) just to get to the comments.

Looks like the experts were right when they said Hunt would never play another meaningful game in the NFL.

This whole ‘not answering his phone’ thing has to be made up. So what if the GM doesn’t answer his phone, there is an Assistant GM and lots of other front office folks he could have spoken with. Did they also not answer their phones? Were they not available too? It’s not like Magic Johnson made Demps’ aides disappear.

The Pelicans are holding out for LeBron.

Maybe his calls weren’t going through because he doesn’t have AT&T-cells.

There’s a difference between reposting someone else’s meme without attribution because you think it’s funny and deliberately seeking out other people’s content to monetize for yourself while actively telling the content creators to fuck off.

And Lisa Ann.

Oh, so THAT’S why the Browns took a QB named Brady in 2007. 

probably embiid.

Is that Philip Rivers back at home making school lunches?

I’m sure MANY Arizonans are excited for the debut of the Kliff Kingsbury Kardinals. Can’t wait to see the endzone signs.

I said this on Twitter the other day, but there will be a movie about the Trump Presidency and the way things are going it will have to be like the Marvel Comic Cinematic Universe to properly tell the story. You’ll need entire movies explaining all these characters on the fringes of the administration and their…

Here ya go! Older version cause I kind of like it more.