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aboynamedmike

This is how all of this will play out:

Rob Lowe looks like hell

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

Now that’s some tape Rex Ryan will actually study.

Also, needs more Christmas Wookies.

I agree. Head shapes are wrong. Although I’ll tkae Glover in anything. You know he is going to go full Billy Dee hammy on this one. I’m holding out hope that they cast Danny Pudi as Lobot.

Finally, someone with a valid Star War complaint.

There’s a fantastic little “nnnnnnnn” between the two words that just massages the back of your neck. “Leeeeeeeeeeroy nnnnnJeeeenkiiiiiinsss.”

Mr. Archer is that you?

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope Is Playing For The Lakers While Serving Jail Time

Well I know when I have a fresh wound the thing that makes it feel better is smashing it extremely hard against another object. Works everytime!

I would pay actual money to see a tape of the room when his lawyers saw these tweets.

Boy, don’t try to front.

“He gripped the baseball with his hand. You won’t believe what happened next.”

I do not throw a baseball with my hand; I throw a baseball with my heart.

huge if true

You throw a baseball with your hand.

And what’s even the rationale? If you’re good enough at it to share, you clearly don’t need her help.