A 1963 Corvair will not get you laid.

The members of Jalopnik and their opinions count for .00001% of the automotive buying power; None of these companies care whether they like the branding of the Mach-E, whether or not the new Supra is giving them the same hard-on as ones in the past, etc etc eyc

John Delorean was a hero to coke dealers...

The first electric truck manufactured (considered the first crude electric truck), was made in 1832.  Suck it Elon.

Thanks to Jalopnik, I know that the windshield washers on classic Volkswagen Beetles are powered by the compressed air in the spare tire.

Oh wait, they have to be true?

Musk becomes more of a charlatan by the week. He should just change the name of the company to Edison and get it over with. He's no Tesla. 

Politicians talking economics: Ignore.

Ok matey!! 

1. You are wrong. He has a degree in mechanical engineering. He is an engineer. He also has experience working as an engineer after college.
2. Literally no one said that he is an expert in some random technical area. No one is arguing this. All we are saying is that he is generally reliable for simple calculations…

Perhaps he is an enginARRR!

He has zero piratical knowledge.

Imma just leave this here, best tweet of 2019:

“Safety Third” is always my motto in drinking boating.

Hang on, hang on, you’re telling me that Elon Musk, paragon of good decision making, posted an ill-planned video that didn’t actually make the point he was trying to make? Balderdash.

You could’ve left out the words any, time, they, pitch, a, new, idea, for, that, doesn’t, involve, more, horsepower, and, less, downforce, and not lost anything from your point.

I shouldn’t click on these articles, it is only encouraging you to do more stuff like this instead of getting an intervention. But, I’m an enabler, so keep on Jeeping David.

Correct me if I’m wrong David, but is a car that can at least turn over (albeit w/o spark plugs) automatically one of the most functional cars on your property?

Street circuits and stadium races will never happen. As it is existing race tracks are merely tolerated. See Miami Old Person Committee against F1 (and fun).

Ford needs a GT350R-GT