Unlike all the poser brodozers, the Tesla Pickup will actually be powered by coal.

But will it roll coal?

The Ace-and-Gary-Mobile rendering is what Musk secretly pilots in his moonlighting job as a superhero

Spoiler alert:

maybe it will be something like this:

It has to be that big. Twice a year I tow a 12-foot travel trailer. 

Elon said “most likely November”, I can’t wait to see the 2027 Tesla truck then

I find that scheduling a few Guinness can result in perfect conditions for just about anything fairly quickly.

Pity the poor tech at Firestone when you roll in for the free tire rotation special.

“Why floating wheels?”

Instant thought: because DeLorean.

Something something your mom and drop axles.

I saw a teal Wrangler at the local Jeep dealership and it looks pretty damn good. Jeep has probably the best color palette of anyone now that the Golf R is dead.

How the heck do they still have the original tooling for these? Was building a fifth one on their to-do list, so they just stashed it all away somewhere but never got around to it for 90 years?

NASCAR: The whole country is turning left!

Haas needs a sponsor? Might I suggest a good tax attorney first?

I am honestly surprised someone has not managed to meld some inverted portal axles onto a clapped out Miata to “slam” it even more.

Which habit is more expensive - the crack or the Rover?

There’s nothing like low-profile tires and giant rims for good off-roading.

Yeah, I definitely want one. Like badly. And that’s in spite of the fact that I own a POS land Rover already. THIS is the year they climb the JD Power reliability list and knock Toyota down a notch or two!

But it IS Mad-Max-ier.