CP. At that price, that engine needs to run. 

Well, I’ll continue to say VIN number on my way to the ATM machine and you can’t stop me. 

The McLaren 720S says otherwise.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

One that looks nice. And not too expensive!

Rub, sauce, hickory smoke, whatever, I’m flexible. Most any sides are okay, I’ll pass on most slaws though.

With some bbQ sauce and mashed potatoes?

Amen to that. And ANY law named after someone is a presumptively bad law.

I expect farmers to disassemble their cows and hogs, preferably near a smoke pit, to keep them from traumatizing my car every day.

The law is clearly insane, motivated by ignorance and panic...

Yo dawg, I heard you liked countering missile systems with missile systems so we made a counter-missile missile system to counter your counter-counter-missile-missile system.

My favorite Weasel Words are: “May help reduce the risk”

“In God we trust, all others must bring data.”

Yeah. Any time I see a headline that contains the words “may”, “could” or a question mark, I automatically append the phrase “but probably not.”  And I’m almost never wrong.

I’d only be interested after seeing the results of the prototype going through 10,000 hours of stress testing.

Agreed. Show me an actual fully functioning prototype and then we can talk.

That’s a lot amount of money for what really is a very, very small car.

It looks like RBR is great at grooming drivers to take on Forumla E and IndyCar.

You put it in your title: