Well, this is gorgeous. 

Sometimes I get in really new cars and think that they are too quiet. Back to my road noise.

For now these are all just problems in my head. *Hears knock on door* Oh! Hello future...

Look, you’ve made your choices and I’ve made mine...

I’ll ship it.

I’m going to start calling it the Zupr4.

Definitely should have been.

Do we have the numbers on how many posts were being sold by fellow Jalops?

I think we need to be investigating this NPOCP for Russian interference given how close it is.

Reading this article, probably something along the lines of misspelling that as “taht.”

You can tell because it only has four spark plugs on each side.

Nice Porsche or Crack Porsche. Maybe we can get Stef to do a new segment occasionally.

We send our condolences. You’ll find one sometime. In the meantime, have fun spoiling your new grand-baby!

I’m going to take pride in the fact that I knew what the M100 was even though I’m American.

I read that in Clarkson’s voice. And could see the intro.

No, of course not. And I would never be sarcastic...

I’d worry less about the rain and more about the misadventures its male residents are prone to getting into (the news for).

When does this Brown Manual Diesel Miata Wagon go on sale?

This might be the funniest comment I have seen in a while. 

Not to mention cause the collapse of capitalism and society as we know it. Obviously.