aboyandhislongtail
A Boy and His Longtail
aboyandhislongtail

Imagine pulling this off in Atlanta. If anybody could pull this off there without dying, I think they ought to be instated as President right then and there.

Lark liveried F1... gib, gib. I need it!

None of the rest of the views get any better.

I tried to calculate it, but my calculator had an overflow error.

Those is new to me. The scoops not so much, but fake sunroofs...

That’s pretty neat!

That 7 series. Mmmmm.

Well, uh, you see, when two cars love each other very much...

It’s said that you can fix a black car with a pen or sharpie, so if I have a spare highlighter on hand when I’m scratch my new Camaro...

Is the HUD aftermarket or factory?

Two things:

That car is definitely gross, but I was expecting much worse. Stuff like copious quantities of an unidentifiable slime, 3 year old, half eaten fast food, spit cups galore, used condoms, etc.

None of us, because we all have a collective $3.00 to our name.

The rear window is pretty raked.

I would give you a star except for the fact that I happen to think the Senna looks good. It ties all of McLaren’s styling language together.

Dear Lord, that mouth!

Here’s a star for you.

Are you from around here? A brown manual wagon is the most stereotypical Jalopnik vehicle available.

Features we Jalops want: brown color scheme, manual transmission, wagon body, many much horsepowers, and sold exclusively on the second hand market for a reasonable price.

As a valet, I can confirm this. Most of the time, we just use the key fob to make the car flash its lights to find it.